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Musical with book and lyrics by Guy Bolton

"A musical tale of Anglo Saxon attitudes to a soundtrack of minstrels' lutes and debauched singing where (almost) everything will be revealed.

In the court of Leofric, the Earl of Mercia, trouble is brewing - Lady Godiva, the Earl's wife in all but the eyes of the church, won't go to bed with him unless he pays his penance to the local Bishop. However, when Leofric imprisons the cousins of Godiva's handsome tailor Tom, she has little choice but to carry out his demand to ride naked through the centre of the city in order to free them."

Hans Christian Anderson's much-loved tale of the one-legged tin soldier and his epic journey.

"Hello Chums! Direct from the Edinburgh Festival, the sensational Fringe First nominated comedy that takes you into the world of the Boys Own comics of the 1920s.

The Great War has ended (incidentally it was called Great because we won!) and Great Britain - there's that word again, chums - has occupied Mesopotamia and called it Iraq because it is so much easier to pronounce. Unfortunately the Arabs haven't shown their gratitude to our British soldiers (shame on them!) and are rebelling against liberation. Our noble and great Colonial Secretary, Winston Churchill, has advocated dropping poison gas on them, and many readers may agree with him!

But something almost as bad happens to the chums of St. Ethelred's, and you will just have to wait to find out what! For the boys of the Empire, things are about to get tough..."

Play by British lecturer and playwright Christopher Bailey.

"Join a homicidal 10 year old, a singing abortion and a host of lesbian feminist angels on this taboo-busting joyride into the gaping orifices of heavy metal and shock comedy! The Inconsiderate Aberrations of Billy the Kid is an outrageous Rock n' Roll Satire that's guaranteed to start your new year with a bang.

Billy shoots his mommy because he doesn't want to go to school. Free from parental control, will he ever manage to clean up the mess? When will his father discover that he's seducing the pizza delivery girl, wrapped in the skin of his dead wife? Will the pizza delivery girl fulfill her aspiration of perfect customer service? Billy thinks he's got away with murder, but nothing's ever that simple. Billy's mom is up in heaven, galvanizing a butch army of dyke angels to seek revenge..."